Carson Daly and Sean ‘P. Diddy’ Combs headed off any talk of a rift when the rapper appeared on MTV’s Total Request Live on Tuesday, though the pair did make a few wisecracks at each other. While Daly compaired Puffy to MC Hammer, Puffy called Carson the next Jesse Camp — keeping in theme with the recent MTV Bash of Carson. Read on for a transcript to part of their chat.
Carson: Hanging with P. Diddy in the window, giving see love. He’s indirectly
making out with angelina jolie’s lips left over from yesterday. Day two
“backstage pass week.” Pick up a copy of “bad boys” kound track. You threw
a great party last night. What time did you leave your own party?
Puffy: Like 4:00 in the morning.
Carson: Today you got up in the morning and you’re doing the “today”
Puffy: I did some tv shows. Radio shows.
Carson: How many hours a night do you sleep?
Puffy: Four hours a night then I’m back into business.
Carson: How do you pick the a-list people to come to your parties?
Puffy: It’s something that’s acquired over the years. Friend, people
that i know are going to party hard, let down their hair, not be stands
on the wall.
Carson: Read a few names. And tell me if they’ve ever be to a P. Diddy
party and if not, would you let them in. Brad pitt?
Puffy: Oh, he hasn’t, but i would let him in. Yes.
Carson: Okay. How about Joey Fatone?
[ Cheers and applause ]
Puffy: He’s a regular. He’s a regular. Yes. He comes to all the parties.
He stays very long too.
Puffy: Like yourself.
Carson: Yes, thank you very much. It’s the breakfast you serve that’s
what does it. He does, he serves breakfast. Don’t you?
Puffy: Yeah, we have after-hourS. Crazy.
Carson: Let’s get back to business. Clay aiken?
Puffy: I don’t think so. No — no disrespect to clay b — not yet. Not
yet. He’s up and coming. Maybe he can make it.
Carson: You have to earn your way down a P. Diddy party.
Puffy: Everybody can’t come in. You guys could come in.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Carson: How about the olson twins?
Puffy: Yeah! Olson twins getting big.
Carson: I would come and find you in the party and say olson twins are
outside, let them outside.
Puffy: They’re getting big.
Carson: Once they’re 18 — how about anna nicole smith?
Puffy: No. No. No.
Carson: And finally, how about — oh, tara reid?
Puffy: Yeah. She’s a regular. She comes all the time with you.
[ Laughter ]
Puffy: Oh, i forgot the “bash” is over.
Carson: Thanks. Continue to bash me.
Puffy: Oh, by the way. Hammer time! I have two words for him. Jesse
camp and it’s just around the corner!
Carson: Thank you very much.
Puffy: Your time is ticking, buddy. The bash is going to continue.
Carson: You like that one. You’re proud of yourself, aren’t you?
Puffy: I tickle myself.
Carson: All right. We want to thank hammer for being here. No. P. Diddy,
“bad boys 2” in stores today. Also, “making the band” season starts here
Puffy: And we will — and i will —
[ Cheers and applause ] And when carson decides to wrap this thing up,
I will be hosting your wrap-up party. Okay, jesse, jesse! Give it up for
Carson: He’s going to go baby-sit dream now. They near the crib. He’s
got to rock the june girls to sleep, and we’ll get to ashanti right now.
Thank you to p. Diddy, everybody.
Puffy: Make sure you all vote dream — dream, “crazy” make sure you
vote for dream.