DMX Recalls Groupie Who Didn’t Wipe

Complex magazine caught up with DMX for a conversation where the rapper was asked about his most memorable experience with a groupie.

DMX: Yeah, there was one that took a sh** and didn’t wipe her fucking ass, man. I remember that bitch. She had a big ass, too.

Complex: Wait, she took a sh** before or after?

DMX: Yo, peep it. I was tired on tour, so I chose my girls, like, “All right, come with me.” She got in the bed. So, like I’m walking up, I’m just smelling sh**! Straight sh**! Know what I’m saying? I guess she heard me moving around or something, so she just jumped in the bed. So, I’m there just waiting, just sleeping. I wake up, I’m like, “Yo, the sh** smell up the whole fu**ing room!” I go in the bathroom to take a piss, and see big ass logs of sh**. Like four of them big logs of sh**. But I noticed there was no toilet tissue in there.

Complex: Interesting. Maybe she…

DMX: Nah, there was sh**. Paper’s supposed to be the last thing in toilet. Paper goes on top of the sh**. So I saw sh** and no paper.

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Groupie Confessions – The Article

Contributed by AdamBernard:

Ozone magazine put out the word on the street that anyone who had fu**ed a famous person could call from a blocked number and confess all the juicy details. According to their callers, Mr. Cheeks and Tyrese got rave reviews, while Jadakiss and Allen Iverson were less than satisfying. However, since the interviews were completely anonymous, they have no way of verifying if they are true or not. All details (cities, club names, hotel names) have been removed. So, please keep in mind while reading the following two pages that these stories may or may not be factual, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Ozone Magazine.

Update: The story at has since been removed.

Hip Hop Groupies Describe Jay-Z, Meth, & Jada’s Skills

Ozone magazine’s latest issue surveyed a group of anonymous groupies about rappers they’ve had sex with to get the juicy details, including Jay-Z, Method Man, Jadakiss, and Ray Benzino. One woman described Jay-Z as “boring” in the bedroom, even though his manhood was “the biggest you will ever see in your life. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. It could block out the sun.”

Goldie Lookin’ Chain Can’t Draw Groupies

The Sun caught up with Goldie Lookin’ Chain after they performed at Belfast’s T Vital festival at the Botanical Gardens, where they complained about their inability to pick up groupies. “We head into the crowds in our stage gear hoping to pull but we’re not having any luck,” Adam Hussein said.

Bubba Sparxxx Has Matured Beyond Groupies recently caught up with Bubba Sparxxx and asked the rapper several questions, including how much ass has fame gotten him. “A bunch. I don’t have a problem knowing a beeyatch wanna fu** me because I am Bubba Sparxxx,” he said. “I don’t have a problem with that because I am Bubba Sparxxx. It would be different if she wanna fu** Bubba Sparxxx and I wasn’t Bubba Sparxxx. It really is who I am. It’s not an ego thing. Bottom line is that everyone wants everyone for the wrong reasons. You see a girl with big tits and a big ass, you don’t want her because of who she is, you want her because of her big titties and big ass. I really kind of entered that phase and exited that phase. I reached a mature point and settled into the fact that this is my career. I’m trying to find me a steady lady now. I ain’t trying to say I’m going to be a one-woman man but I’m trying to find me a main thing.”

Eminem’s Fury Over Groupie Mix-Up

The Mirror reports Eminem was furious when a dozy receptionist interrupted a call between the rapper and his ex-wife Kim at the Landmark Hotel in London. Slim demanded that his management and entourage leave the hotel at 4am on the last day of their stay during his sold-out Anger Management Tour. “Em had steam coming out of his ears,” a spy revealed. “He was absolutely livid that his chance of improving things with Kim could have been jeopardized. She knows he’s no angel, but he’s really been making an effort recently. So he told staff in no uncertain terms that he was not happy with what had happened. He was adamant that they were going to leave right that minute, even though it was 4am. The poor receptionist looked like she was going to cry but she really should have checked before putting the call through to him. Em is trying to make things work with Kim and that was a major setback because she thought he was messing about with groupies, which wasn’t the case. In fact, while his entourage were out clubbing, he was tucked up in bed being a good boy.” Eventually he was calmed down and agreed not to leave.

Nelly Too Tired For Groupies

Dees Sleaze reports Nelly gets approached by groupies at his hotel door virtually everywhere he goes but he turns them down claiming to be too tired while out on tour.

Groupie: Eminem Hooked Up With Brazilian Chick During ‘8 Mile’

A groupie named Jooly posted the following about Eminem on Satuday: “Well, I know from a really, really, really, REALLY reliable source that Em was hooking up with a Brazilian chick when he’s shooting his movie in LA last year. She’s one of the make-up artist assistants at the movie set. They also went to the Royce da 5’9” concert together. And the Kim Basinger rumor is totally bullsh**. They were not together, they’re not even that close as friends, but they (especially Em) didn’t deny the rumors because it ended up being a good publicity stunt.” The posting at has since been removed.

Groupie Shares Platonic Eminem Meeting

A poster on the message boards shared a run-in she had with Eminem and D12 about a year ago. lonchick writes, “We were invited to join D12 in the penthouse to smoke more weeds and stuff.
Our aim was to know what was Marshall Mathers like and not shagging him although we had opportunities to do it, but we refused, as we were enjoying ourself with them all, smoking and just letting time go by…” Who knows if her story is to be believed, but what she says all went down has since been removed from

Groupies End Up Fighting Over Slim For Not

WENN reports Eminem was surprised to see two groupies fighting over him in a parking lot, especially since he had no interest in either. Slim revealed, “I didn’t like either of them so I left the room. Then I looked outside in the parking lot and these two girls were fighting each other. Each was blaming the other for me leaving. I mean, they were scrapping on the floor. Little did they realize I didn’t like either of them.”