Humor
Snoop Dogg Launches Arnette’s ‘Notorious’ Eyewear In Sydney
Snoop Dogg was on hand for the official launch of Arnette’s ‘Notorious’ eyewear collection at the Nevermind Nightclub on Thursday (October 30) in Sydney, Australia. The Daily Telegraph reported that the rapper’s rider list for the appearance included two packs of Hubba Bubba gum, which must be watermelon flavor, a bag of Skittles with red packaging only, four packets of throat lozenges and a list of all the nearby McDonald’s outlets. Check out pictures from WireImage and below the fold.
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If Snoop Dogg Was At The Olympics In Beijing
Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Thursday night, “There has been a lot of talk about the air quality in China. Here’s how bad it is: They say that if Snoop Dogg were to roll down the windows of his limo in Beijing, smoke would actually pour into the limousine.”
Snoop Dogg Plans Children’s Books
Craig Ferguson joked during his ‘Late Late Show’ monologue on Wednesday night, “Snoop Dogg announced he is writing a series of children’s books today. Is that really a good idea? ‘Horton Hears a Hootchie Mama’. ‘Green Eggs & Blunts.’”
Snoop Dogg Pleads Guilty To Weapons Charge
Carson Daly joked during his ‘Last Call’ monologue on Wednesday (September 26): “Snoop Dogg was arrested again last weekend in an airport. Police found a deadly weapon in his computer bag. I know, we were all shocked. What was Snoop doing with a computer? What the hell? Why would he have one of those? Exactly. You can order weed online now, apparently.” To correct Carson, he actually pleaded guilty for possession of a collapsible baton, which he was arrested for in September 2006.
Snoop Dogg The Environmentalist
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Well, more news coming out about the big Live Earth concert. I saw Snoop Dogg was at the concert. You know, people don’t usually think of Snoop Dogg as an environmentalist. But actually, he is. Like, he carpools. Did you ever notice that? Always carpools. I mean, it’s usually with two cops in the back of a car, but it’s still carpooling!”
LA Has America’s Worst Air Quality
Carson Daly joked during his ‘Last Call’ monologue on Thursday night, “Well, I have to say a congratulations is in order to all of us that live here in Los Angeles. Did you guys hear the good news? L.A. Has the worst air quality in the United States of America. Number one. Yes. It’s official. The report says three most polluted areas are here in the Valley, downtown L.A. And directly over Snoop Dogg’s house. Those are the three.”
Busta Rhymes’ Embarrassing Arrest
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “Oh, and this morning in New York City, the rapper Busta Rhymes was arrested on a DUI. Yeah. And he was very embarrassed. See what happened? In his car, they could not find one gun. Oh, my God. That was terrible.”
Hip Hop Cleaning Up
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “The big time hip-hop promoter Russell Simmons has suggested the recording industry ban the words ‘bitches’ and ‘hos’. You know what that means for rappers – no more love songs.”
Diddy’s New Rap Name
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “P. Diddy claims, in a a recent interview, he and his girlfriend had tantric sex for 30 hours straight. 30 hours? Huh? I don’t think P. Diddy didn’t even have the same name for 30 hours. … In fact, now he has a a new rap name – Busta Groin. … Let me ask you about this 30-hour sex thing. How does that work the next time they have sex? Let’s say he only lasts 28 hours. Does he have to apologize? ‘Honey, I’m sorry. This never happened to me before.’ Is it one of those things?”
What Tipped Off Swedes To Snoop’s Drug Bust
Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday night, “This week in Sweden, police arrested rapper Snoop Dogg on drug charges. [Audience aws] Yeah, Swedish police became suspicious when Snoop Dogg showed up at Ikea and ordered 2,500 meatballs.”
