David Letterman joked during his Late Show monologue on Thursday night, “It’s so cold that P. Diddy has changed his name to Frozen P.”
In his latest video for ‘Mesmerize,’ Ja Rule and his partner in crime, Ashanti, recreate a scene from the classic John Travolta/Olivia Newton-John film ‘Grease.’ Who knew Ja and Travolta had so many things in common? Check out MuchMusic’s comparative chart here.
Craig Kilborn joked during his Late Late Show monologue on Wednesday, “Good news today for Queen Latifah – her drunk driving charges were dropped in court when Diana Ross drove through the courtroom.”
Tina Fey joked during Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update segment: “In a continuing effort to apologize for the statements he made at Strom Thurmond’s birthday party, Trent Lott has agreed to appear on Black Entertainment Television next week, where he’s expected to read the following statement — ‘I sincerely apologize to the black community for my insensitive statements. Now y’all show some love for Trina and Ludacris’.”
Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Wednesday, “Sean ‘Puffy’ Combs is considering starring as Ebenezer Scrooge. In a hip-hop version of Charles Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol.’ So watch out for that. Yeah. It sounds like a good idea. The only difference is in the Puffy version, Scrooge gets annoyed with the Ghost of Christmas Future and pops a cap in his ass.”
Craig Kilborn joked during his Late Late Show monologue on Monday, “Hear about this — Eminem’s grandmother writing a book about the rap star’s early home life, his grandmother, yeah. The working title is ‘I’m Eminem’s Grandmother, And I’m Broke.'” He later joked in his ‘In The News’ segment, “More on Eminem and his ex-wife, Kim, who he sung about killing are back together. Apparently he was running out of song lyrics.”
HitsDailyDouble.com had a flash video clip, since removed, in their ‘Airhead’ weekly cartoon featuring Lyor Cohen promising a big movie role for his star rapper Jay-Z. Amongst the proposed titles are ‘Count Jigula’, ‘My Big Phat Greek Wedding’, and ‘Das Booty’. Damon Dash makes a late appearance in the toon as well.
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday, “Well, there’s a lot of celebrities in the news. We were going to book Queen Latifah on the show, but LAPD beat us to it last night. But I guess they got her for DUI. Queen Latifah got nailed. You know, there are so many celebrities in trouble with the law now, it is now easier to get a table at Spago’s than it is to get a cell at L.A. County jail. Apparently, they’re like, ‘I’m sorry, we’re booked up for six months. I’m sorry.'”
Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Wendesday, “Corey Feldman got married and M.C. Hammer presided over the ceremony. That’s true. M.C. Hammer presided over the ceremony. Yeah, unfortunately, this is too bad. When M.C. Hammer got to the part about for richer or for poorer, he broke down and cried.”
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday, “According to U.S. News and World Report, rapper Puff Daddy, P. Diddy — whatever he wants to call himself, Puff Daddy wants to run for President. Well, there’s also talk that Hillary Clinton may run, too. So we could wind up having Puff Daddy versus Ice Cube.”