al Qaeda Not Only Targetting Eminem

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday, “I gotta mention this — this is a strange story. This week, the terrorist group al Qaeda issued a death threat against rapper Eminem. This is true. I didn’t make this up. A death threat against rapper Eminem because, in his latest video, Eminem dresses up like Osama bin Laden. Yeah, and not only that — they issued a death threat against the Backstreet Boys because, in their latest video, they dressed up like the Backstreet Boys.”

Puffy Doesn’t Steal, Just Samples The Women

Craig Kilborn joked during his Late Late Show In The News segment, “Sean ‘P. Diddy’ Combs denies he’s behind the breakup of the Jennifer Lopez marriage. He claims he doesn’t steal other men’s women, he just samples them from time to time.”

Jay Leno Jokes About Rap Hall Of Fame Ceremony

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday, “Earlier tonight in New York City, they had the big hip-hop and rap hall of fame ceremony. What a thing that was. It was very prestigious, every rap star who could make bail was there. It was unbelievable.”

Jay Leno Jokes About Snoop Dogg’s Award

Jay Leno joked during his Friday night monologue, “High Times magazine — Kev, I know you get the hardcover edition of that. [ Laughter ] You get the leather-bound monthly. Most people get the magazine. Kev gets the leather-bound edition. ‘High Times’ magazine has named Snoop Dogg ‘Stoner of the Year.’ [ Wild cheers and applause ] Boy, you thought the Grammys were long, huh? Man. How much do they ramble on with those acceptance speeches?”

Leno Jokes About Puffy Subbing For Regis

Tonight Show host Jay Leno joked during his Friday night monologue, “P. Diddy, Sean ‘Puffy’ Combs substituted for Regis Philbin today on Live With Regis and Kelly. In a related story, earlier tonight, Regis Philbin shot three people at a hip-hop club.”

Leno Compares bin Laden To Rappers

Jay Leno joked during his Friday night Tonight Show monologue saying, “You know, in every bin Laden video, there’s always a gun. He’s always got a gun in the background. He’s like a rap star now, he’s got a gun in every video. And according to the latest news analyst, the ones — the people looking at this bin Laden video, they say he looks emaciated and frail, or as people in L.A. Say, ‘You look great, where are you working out?'”

O.J. Simpson Has A Rap Name

Jay Leno joked during his Thursday night monologue, “Do you know this? O.J. Simpson, now touring the country as a warm-up act for hip-hop and rap artists?” Kevin: “What?” Jay: “Yeah, he is. This is serious. He does. He goes out onstage at the beginning and throws t-shirts and stuff to the crowd.” Kevin: “You’re kidding?” Jay: “Isn’t this amazing? In fact, he’s working under his rap name, Gil-T. That’s his rap name, Gil-T.”

Leno Goofs On Puffy’s Ice Skating

Jay Leno joked about Sean ‘P. Diddy’ Combs during his Monday night monologue joking, “Hey, speaking of Christmas, I thought this was kind of nice — Puff Daddy or P. Diddy or Sean ‘Puffy’ Combs, whatever you call him — Is paying $100,000 to host a holiday ice skating party for his friends. 100 grand. And Puff Daddy said he’s never skated before in his life. Well, except at the trial. Other than that, it’s the first time.”

Craig Kilborn Jokes About Puffy

Craig Kilborn joked during his Wedneday monologue on the Late, Late Show, “Hip-hop mogul Sean “Puffy” Combs and folk singer Jewel announced the American Music Awards last night. On a troubling note, big breakdown in security as Puff Daddy was actually able to get through and make the announcement. His ex-girlfriend Jennifer Lopez made a court appearance for the night club shooting case.” They then showed a woman with a estimated 36-26-50 frame in court.

Colin Quinn Sounds Off On Dre Donation

Dr. Dre

Saturday Night Live special guest and former cast member Colin Quinn sounded off on Dr. Dre in his Weekend Update appearance last night saying, ” A lot of celebrities are also doing their part. Dr. Dre put up $1 million. I’m not a rapper and I say that because people mistake me. What are the odds that rhyme Osama and your momma?”