K-Fed And Ruben’s New Track

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Hey, Ruben Studdard and Kevin Federline are going to record a duet together. No, this is true. It’s called ‘Ebony and Hillbilly’.”

K-Fed And Ruben Collaborate

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “Ruben Studdard and Kevin Federline are going to record together. This is kind of cool, huh? An ‘American Idol’ and an idle American.”

K-Fed Teams Up With Ruben Studdard

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “In music news, Kevin Federline is now gonna be recording a song with ‘American Idol’ winner Ruben Studdard. I believe it’s called ‘K-Fed and Overfed’.”

Hot In Hollywood

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “It was so hot here in Hollywood, I was sweating like Kevin Federline being handed a job application.”

K-Fed Album Release Delay

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday night, “Kevin Federline announced he’s decided to delay the release of his new album (audience cheers). No, this is — this is disappointing news, because now people will have to wait several months to not purchase it.”

K-Fed’s Party Pay

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “According to In Touch magazine, Kevin Federline gets $20,000 to perform at private parties. $40 grand if he doesn’t perform.”

K-Fed, Hammer Targetted In ‘Year 2000’ Bit

Conan O’Brien joked during his ‘In The Year 200’ segment on last night’s ‘Late Night’: “Japanese cars will become far less dependable with the release of the Toyota Federline.” Conan later predicted: “MC Hammer will go straight to the top of the charts when he has an eye exam and can’t read the smaller rows.”

K-Fed Getting Into Movies?

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Tuesday night, “In a recent interview, Kevin Federline said he’s thinking about getting into movies. [Laughter] It’s not what you think. Federline is joining Netflix.”

Master P’s New Reality Show

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Rapper Master P is coming out with a reality talent show called ‘America’s Next Hip Hop Artist’. The winner will get a recording contract and $50,000. The losers will shoot the winner, and take the 50 grand.”

50 Cent’s Hand On Paris Hilton’s Breast

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, “The other night at a night club, rapper 50 Cent was spotted on with his hand on Paris Hilton’s breast. Yeah, when asked about it, 50 Cent said, ‘Actually, mine was the third hand from the top’.”

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