First Words From K-Fed’s Son

Carson Daly joked during his Last Call monologue on Tuesday night, “Well, I know you all tune in for the latest on Britney Spears, so here we go. The latest is that Britney has just sold her New York condominium. It’s lovely. She sold it for 4 million bucks. It’s nice. Good deal, too. The lucky buyer got three bedrooms, four bathrooms, and one degenerate white rapper… Other news from the Spears household. This is adorable. K-Fed is telling the media right now that the baby that he had with Britney, Sean Preston, just said his first word. And this is great. Next month, the baby plans to teach K-Fed how to read.”