Hip Hop Name Translator
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue about a computer that translates real names into your hip-hop names:
Martha Stewart > Queen Subpoena
Anna Nicole Smith > Busta Couch
Hugh Hefner > Really Old Dirty Bastard
Disgraced Congressman James Traficant > Toupe Doggie Dog
Winona Ryder > Li’l Klepto
Robert Blake > Busta Cap in Her Ass
Ben Affleck > J. Lo Rider
Kevin Eubanks > Hand Master Flash