K-Fed Asks For Sole Custody

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “Yeah, Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are breaking up. Kevin is asking for sole custody of the two joys of his life. Britney says, ‘No, the implants are staying in.’ … You know something? I knew this guy was creepy. You hear about — give you an idea of what creep this Federline guy is. I can’t believe this. Did you hear about this? It is now being reported he will sell the sex tape he made with Britney on their honeymoon. On their honeymoon they filmed themselves. He’s going to sell it. The tabloids claim he’s been offered $40 million for the tape. But K-Fed also wants them to buy some of his CDs, so they withdrew the offer. That was the deal breaker, right there. That’s pretty creepy. Isn’t it? … Wal-Mart is coming out with their own wine. A $2 wine from Wal-Mart. And McDonald’s is bringing back the McRib sandwich. So, Wal-Mart wine, McRib sandwich — looks like Kevin Federline is gonna have a a nice Thanksgiving after all.”