New Year’s Resolutions You’d Wish They Had Made
Evelyn McDonnell of the Miami Herald put together New Year’s resolutions of the stars in what she wished they’d had said. Included were Jay-Z and Nas, P. Diddy, and Eminem, wishing Slim Shady had said, “I resolve to accidentally ingest a healthy dose of love and goodwill while wandering purple hills and become a spokesman for GLAAD. I will call Neil Tennant and headline a revived Wotapalava.”