Puffy Buys Cristal To Swipe Seats

Globe magazine reports Sean ‘P. Diddy’ Combs recently visited a French nightclub with a huge entourage, but the club had no tables. Unfazed, Puffy ordered 30 bottles of Cristal champagne and sent them to seated patrons. After that, he sang ‘It’s All About The Benjamins, Baby’. When the couples drinking the pricey champagne went to the dance floor, Puffy’s people snagged their seats.

Note: I believe an earlier report said Puffy bought Cristal for these people in exchange for their seats — probably more reasonable than how Globe magazine spiced the story.