Stars Prepare For Sea War At VMAs

Problems are arising for this Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards, according to The New York Daily News. With the network set to have the big names arrive to the Miami bash by boat, there’s a storm brewing over size. “Everybody’s fighting about who’s going to have the bigger boat,” one source snipes in what looks like an epidemic case of vessel envy. “Puffy just rented a 100-foot yacht, and supposedly now MTV is, like, ‘You can’t have a bigger boat than Usher, because Usher wants the biggest boat.'”