Democrats To Raise Minimum Wage

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Tuesday night, “Democrats say now that they control the House and the Senate, they plan to raise the minimum wage. Yeah, the Democrats say they’re raising the minimum wage because something must be done to protect Kevin Federline’s future. Speaking of K-Fed, Sunday night — true story — Kevin Federline was performing a concert when he went off on his divorce and said, ‘F’ Britney.’ Yeah, fortunately, no one in the audience was offended because there was no one in the audience.”

K-Fed Name Change?

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “As you may have heard, Kevin Federline now changing his rap name from K-Fed to Al-Imony. I don’t know if you know that. … Well, today, Kevin Federline asked for sole custody of the children. Yeah, and in response, Britney Spears said, ‘Oh, my God! I thought you had ’em!’ … No, that’s true — he asked — he asked for custody of the children, and he wants sole custody ’cause he says he will be there for his kids. And I believe him. Hey, based on the last CD, he’s not going anywhere. Okay? He’s gonna be spending a lot of time around the house. … Hey, Kev, I’ve got a knock knock joke for you. Knock knock. [Kevin: Who’s there?] K-Fed. [Kevin: K-Fed who?] Exactly.”

K-Fed Asks For Sole Custody

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “Yeah, Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are breaking up. Kevin is asking for sole custody of the two joys of his life. Britney says, ‘No, the implants are staying in.’ … You know something? I knew this guy was creepy. You hear about — give you an idea of what creep this Federline guy is. I can’t believe this. Did you hear about this? It is now being reported he will sell the sex tape he made with Britney on their honeymoon. On their honeymoon they filmed themselves. He’s going to sell it. The tabloids claim he’s been offered $40 million for the tape. But K-Fed also wants them to buy some of his CDs, so they withdrew the offer. That was the deal breaker, right there. That’s pretty creepy. Isn’t it? … Wal-Mart is coming out with their own wine. A $2 wine from Wal-Mart. And McDonald’s is bringing back the McRib sandwich. So, Wal-Mart wine, McRib sandwich — looks like Kevin Federline is gonna have a a nice Thanksgiving after all.”

Feel Sorry For K-Fed?

Contributed by AdamBernard:

I know, I know, Kevin Federline isn’t exactly the most embraceable of individuals, but in recent memory has anyone’s name and character been dragged through the mud more than his? It seems like every time I look at any of the Hollywood blogs all I read is about is how K-Fed is the Anti-Christ. Now I know Federline is not a nice guy, he once hung up on one of my peers, who happens to be a good friend of mine, simply because he called him K-Fed during an interview (whaddup Bear!), but how much does someone have to go through before they go from being a loser and someone who is loathsome to simply being pathetic and a punch line? Getting his divorce news via text message during the filming of a show for MuchMusic, having his bounced rent check online, having his album sell less copies than a broken down Xerox machine, having venues give away tickets to his shows due to bad sales…. does all this make Kevin Federline the Chicago Cubs of celebrities? For the full story, visit adambernard.blogspot.com.

K-Fed Wants Cash And Kids

Kevin Federline has struck back with demands for full-time custody of his children with Britney Spears, as well as some cash. ‘The Early Show’ co-host Rene Syler spoke to celebrity divorce attorney Nancy Chemtob about the news. Watch the segment via CBSNews.com below.

K-Fed Parties Before Chicago Gig

A source tells Star magazine he heard Kevin Federline yelling “Dude! Pass that joint over here!” to a buddy on Wednesday (November 8) in his 1300-foot Grand Suite at Chicago’s House of Blues Hotel. The rapper ordered cheeseburgers and fries for his entourage before his free show, emerging from his hotel room with his eyes were blazing red at 5 PM for a sound check.

The full story at starmagazine.com has since been removed.

K-Fed Will Go The Distance For His Kids

On Thursday, Kevin Federline’s attorney, Mark Kaplan, told ‘Extra’ his client won’t be intimidated in divorce proceedings with Britney Spears. “Kevin is prepared to go the distance in order to do what he feels is necessary to protect and safeguard the children,” Kaplan said. Read more.

K-Fed Plotted Divorce Over A Month Ago

TMZ has learned Kevin Federline was speaking to his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan about divorcing Britney Spears more than a month before she filed legal papers to end the marriage. They add that K-Fed learned of the divorce at the time TMZ broke the story that Spears had filed, and not by e-mail. Read more.

K-Fed ‘Doing Pretty Well’ During ‘Disastrous Situation’

Michael Sands, a rep for Kevin Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, tells People that the rapper is holding up fine despite the fact that Britney Spears’ divorce filing “caught Kevin totally by surprise. I think Kevin’s doing pretty well, considering this disastrous situation. But I believe something good will come out of this.” Meanwhile, Britney is headed to Miami to continue working on her comeback album.

Reality TV Future May Not Be In K-Fed’s Cards

Kennedy of Fox Reality network’s ‘Reality Remix’ and former MTV VJ tells The New York Daily News she thinks that Britney Spears’ estranged hubby Kevin Federline has already exhausted his welcome in reality television and hopes of continuing his fame in that venue would be unlikely. “His story has been told before, and no one wants to see the talentless mooch get ahead any further in life,” she explained. “We like people who have to work for what they get.”

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