Faux DMX ‘Lick Yo Hand’ Video Ft. Piper Palin

With Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin making music videos, ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ joked about how even little Piper Palin is making music videos with DMX.

The ‘Lick Yo Hand’ satirical video at YouTube has since been removed.

DMX Pleads Guilty Four Times

Earl ‘DMX’ Simmons pled guilty four times in three different cases at the same time, including one count of cruelty to animals, one count of possession of narcotic drugs, theft, and possession of marijuana. The Maricopa County Attorney’s Office says the rapper is expected to receive a minimum 90 days in jail and will receive no credit for time served. Read more and watch footage of DMX in court at TMZ.

DMX Recalls Groupie Who Didn’t Wipe

Complex magazine caught up with DMX for a conversation where the rapper was asked about his most memorable experience with a groupie.

DMX: Yeah, there was one that took a sh** and didn’t wipe her fucking ass, man. I remember that bitch. She had a big ass, too.

Complex: Wait, she took a sh** before or after?

DMX: Yo, peep it. I was tired on tour, so I chose my girls, like, “All right, come with me.” She got in the bed. So, like I’m walking up, I’m just smelling sh**! Straight sh**! Know what I’m saying? I guess she heard me moving around or something, so she just jumped in the bed. So, I’m there just waiting, just sleeping. I wake up, I’m like, “Yo, the sh** smell up the whole fu**ing room!” I go in the bathroom to take a piss, and see big ass logs of sh**. Like four of them big logs of sh**. But I noticed there was no toilet tissue in there.

Complex: Interesting. Maybe she…

DMX: Nah, there was sh**. Paper’s supposed to be the last thing in toilet. Paper goes on top of the sh**. So I saw sh** and no paper.

The full transcript at complex.com has since been removed.

DMX Pleads Guilty In Drugs Case

BBC News reports DMX has pleaded guilty to trying to buy cocaine and cannabis in Miami, according to his lawyer Bradford Cohen. The rapper entered his plea in Florida, where he was sentenced for time served. He’s still in custody awaiting extradition to the state of Arizona on outstanding drug and animal cruelty charges. Read more.

The Message vs. The Messenger

Contributed by AdamBernard:

A lot of times when we hear someone we normally disagree with, or simply don’t like, speaking we have a tendency to only look for the faults in what they have to say. We do this in conversations and even when reading or watching interviews. Unfortunately, a lot of the time we end up missing out on great pieces of information because this. Recently XXL put an interview with DMX up on their website that ended up being linked to in a lot of places because in it DMX claimed he had never heard of Barack Obama. Yes, that makes for a great headline (even if that part of the conversation was strangely buried in the article), but there were a few great points DMX made during the interview that most every missed because they were too busy cracking jokes about his supposed ignorance. This was a classic message vs. messenger situation, because when people don’t like the messenger they usually miss the message. Check out the full story at: adambernard.blogspot.com.

The Young Turks Comment On DMX Being Unaware Of Barack Obama

Cenk Uygar of The Young Turks weighed in on and re-enacted the XXL magazine interview with DMX, where the rapper was totally unaware of Barack Obama’s run for the Democratic presidential nomination. Watch the clip, also featuring comments from Christy Harvey from the Center for American Progress below.

DMX Plans Gospel-Rap Double Album

DMX tells MTV News his first release for Bodog Music will be half gospel, half rap in a two album effort coming out this year. “I [was] the first ni**a to put out two albums in one year [‘It’s Dark and Hell Is Hot’ and ‘Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood’ in 1998], now I’m gonna hit ’em again — drop two albums on the same fu**in’ day, yo,” X explained from his home in Arizona on Friday. “A double album will make muthafu**as mad, because they gotta spend more money — plus it’s already a long [double] album. I’m talking about a hip-hop album and a gospel album.” X has titled the project ‘Walk With Me Now and You’ll Fly With Me Later’, and said he hopes to release the project within the next few months. DMX said the gospel album’s lyrics will be “without cursing — how ’bout that one? No songs about bitches, no songs about robbing, just straight ‘Give God the glory.'” Read more.

DMX Signs On To Bodog Music

Bodog Music announced in a press release that DMX has joined its roster of recording artists after the rapper was released from Sony Music earlier this year. “I’m thankful for the fact that Bodog believes in me, that we share the same vision and the fact that they see in me the same thing I see,” the rapper said. “I’ll show you [Bodog Music] how it’s supposed to be done, and we’ll get to where we’re supposed to be. You got a dog for life.” X is currently working on his new album ‘Walk With Me Now and You’ll Fly With Me Later’.

DMX Behaving Strangely In The Studio

DJGQ.com footage of DMX throwing down some rhymes in the studio, after a lengthy growl, has been posted online. Afterwards, X, sporting a splint on his little finger, continued some bizarre behavior, sweating, talking about visiting Kingston, Jamaica and how “you must always look for the good.” The pair of clips at YouTube have since been removed.