K-Fed Loses An Hour Of Sleep

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, “This weekend, I don’t know if you’re aware of this, daylight savings time goes into effect. So we lose an hour of sleep. [Boos] Yeah. Or as Kevin Federline calls it, ‘The worst day of the year’.”

Kevin Federline Birthday Bash In Atlanta

Nelly was on hand for a belated birthday party for Kevin Federline with Britney Spears, hosted by Scooter Braun on Saturday (March 25) at Vision Nightclub & Lounge in Atlanta, Georgia. Check out pictures from WireImage.

Kevin Federline Visits Atlanta’s Q100.5

Kevin Federline joined The Bert Show at the Q100.5 Studios in Atlanta, Georgia last Friday (March 24). He discussed everything from tabloid rumors, to his wife Britney Spears, his kids, and his music. Check out pictures from WireImage. They’ve since removed the audio.

Kevin Federline Targets Media With New Track

Britney Spears’ rapping hubby Kevin Federline has posted a new diss track on his MySpace page (@kevinfederline), which he says is “Only for the haters.” K-Fed fumes on the untitled track, “And you magazine motherfu**ers can kiss a di**. Us Weekly, I’ll shout everyone of you bitches out. All your sh** is fake. I love my kids motherfu**er. I love my wife too. So you know what you could do? Grab ya socks!”

K-Fed Searches For The Next Pop Princess

Kevin & Bean of KROQ FM in Los Angeles had their regular Britney Spears and Kevin Federline impersonators on the phone. They talked about the reports Spears has put K-Fed on a strict allowance so he stops burning her money, Federline’s time in the recording studio and his back-up idea as a male stripper, and his idea for a reality show to discover the next pop princess. K-Fed then premiered his latest song ‘Anybody Know A Ho Who Can Sing And Dance?’. Listen to the comedy segment here.

Publicist Offers K-Fed Update

Kevin Federline’s new publicist Marilyn Lopez tells The New York Daily News that he has been not only vacationing in Maui with wife Britney Spears, but also working on his debut album. “The album comes out end of May or early summer,” she said. “The video is going to shoot soon. He’s expected to do some club dates and eventually he’ll come to New York.” Lopez added that K-Fed just chopped off 10 inches of his hair for Locks of Love,” a not-for-profit organization that provides recipients with a custom, vacuum-fitted hairpiece made entirely from donated human hair.

K-Fed Finds A French Girl

Kevin & Bean of KROQ 106.7 FM in Los Angeles got Britney Spears and Kevin Federline impersonators on the phone to talk about the latest gossip in their marriage. Britney complained about Kevin shooing away the restaurant dessert tray and wasn’t happy about K-Fed putting his arm around a French dancer Sandy Lakdar. Federline then unveiled his latest rap, ‘This French Chick Smells Like Me’. Listen to the comedy clip here.

Fat Tuesday

Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Tuesday night, “Down in New Orleans, Mardi Gras has begun. The folks down there decided they’re not going to let the hurricane ruin their fun. Good for them. There’s no work on Fat Tuesday. Fat Tuesday is a day when you eat, drink and party without a care in the world. To Britney Spears’ husband, Kevin Federline, it’s just called Tuesday. But to everyone else, it’s known as Fat Tuesday.”

Celebrity Hubby Kevin Federline Launches A Rap Career

Lorraine Ali of Newsweek caught up with Kevin Federline and asked Britney Spears hubby if he’s ready to put up with the wisecracks about his rapping skills. “Sure, there’ll be the initial shock and awe,” Federline admitted. “But they’ve already said so much sh** about me it can’t get worse. ‘He hates his children, he treats his wife like dirt, he gets high all day.’ If I was that bad, you think anyone, let alone Britney, would put up with it?”